NATURAL
HIGHS, NATURAL LOWS
Life's
Filled With Ups 'n Downs...
- Natural High: falling in love
- Natural low: falling off a cliff
- Natural High: Having your 2:00 class cancelled on a beautiful day
- Natural Low: Having your 2:00 class cancelled because it's the Apocalypse.
- High: Watching a child do something for the first time.
- Low: Watching a child flick you off for the first time.
- High: A great idea.
- Low: A great idea that someone stole from you.
- H: A hot shower on a cold morning.
- L: A hot shower if you're a lobster.
- H: A hug.
- L: A sharp stick in the eye.
- H: Tailgating on a warm Sunday afternoon.
- L: Getting pulled over for tailgating.
- H: Hershey Kisses
- L: Hershey squirts
- H: Walking your dog.
- L: Walking your dead dog.
- H: Finishing your laundery.
- L: Finishing having your laundery for dinner.
- H: Falling asleep in the sun on a cool spring day.
- L: Falling asleep in the sun in downtown Detroit.
- H: Taking a drive down a pretty road.
- L: Being dragged behind a car down a pretty road.
- H: Hugging a big teddy bear.
- L: Hugging a big, sweaty sumo wrestler.
- H: Playing miniature golf.
- L: Playing miniature pool.
- H: Catching your favorite TV show.
- L: Realizing you've wasted 2 hours watching your favorite TV show.
- H: Sleeping for more than 8 hours.
- L: Sleeping for more than 10 years and growing a long beard and really long nails and having everyone call you "Rip".
- H: Laughing so hard your face hurts.
- L: Laughing so hard your face contorts and is never the same again.
- H: Orange juice when you're really thirsty.
- L: Orange juice when you just brushed your teeth.
- H: Listening to classical music.
- L: Listening to "Polka, Polka, Polka".
- H: Walking out of your last final.
- L: Being carried out of your last final, catatonic.
- H: Finding out a sweater you like is half price.
- L: Finding out a sweater you like is ugly.
- H: Birthday cakes.
- L: Cow pies.
- H: A walk in the rain.
- L: A walk in the acid rain.
- H: Holding someone you love in front of a fireplace.
- L: Throwing someone you love into a fireplace.
- H: Catching snowflakes on your tongue.
- L: Catching a frozen metal pole on your tongue.
- H: Seeing a shooting star.
- L: Seeing a shooting.
- H: Baked Alaska.
- L: Baked Nebraska.
- H: Raw sienna, burnt umber and periwinkle.
- L: Raw flesh, burnt toast, and Perry Como.
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