DATA'S
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How
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TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETACHED HEAD
- Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy
- Use as nutcracker at Christmas time
- Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class
- Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
- Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
- Two words: tether ball
- Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
- Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research
- Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank
- Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
- Scare Alexander into doing chores
- Entertaining kids in day care puppet show
- Footstool for Captain's chair
- Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
- Prop open doors for maintenance crews
- Scare blind students in Braille class
- Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
- Hood ornament for Shuttle craft
- The ball in Parisis' Squares
- Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
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