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ENTERPRISE BUMPER STICKERS

*Just When You Thought it Was Safe to go Warp 8...

TOP TEN BUMPER STICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (TNG)

  1. "Wesley On Board!"
  2. "We brake for cubes!"
  3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
  4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
  5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
  6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
  7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
  8. "HONK if you've kissed Commander Riker!"
  9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
  10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"

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